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Incith:FML v1.2

As always, there may be issues.. things that go wrong. When those happen shout about it right here and let's fix em. Most of how to use this script should be self explanatory. The examples above demonstrate some common usage. If you need more examples, or help using it let me know here. ;D

 if {[lsearch -exact [channel info $chan] +ds] != -1} {

 if {[lsearch -exact [channel info $chan] +fml] != -1} {

<speechles> !fml eggdrop
<sp33chy> There are no fml's at all for "eggdrop".

<speechles> !fml egg
<sp33chy> I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead.

<speechles> !fml egg 3-5
<sp33chy> For breakfast, there were scrambled eggs, boiled eggs, bacon, sausages, fresh bread, croissants, brownies, donuts, fruit smoothie, coffee, tea and orange juice. Too bad no one bothered wake me up.
<sp33chy> I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head.
<sp33chy> I ate some hardboiled eggs for breakfast, not knowing they were practically rotten. My whole day has consisted of vomit-inducing sulfuric farts and diarrhea.

<speechles> !fml egg 1-5 -page 2
<sp33chy> As I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right.
<sp33chy> I was putting groceries into my car, and I put the eggs on the driver's seat while I arranged my other bags. I was frustrated because the dome light was acting up, which drives me crazy. Once I got everything in, I crankily plopped into the car. I had never moved the eggs off my seat.
<sp33chy> I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night.
<sp33chy> I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend.
<sp33chy> My boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie.

<speechles> !fml eggdrop -page 7
<sp33chy> There are no fml's at all for "eggdrop" on page 7.

<speechles> !fml -intimacy 2-3
<sp33chy> I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit.
<sp33chy> I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis".

<speechles> !fml -kids 2-5 -page 4
<sp33chy> My son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum.
<sp33chy> I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral.
<sp33chy> I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs.
<sp33chy> I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended.

I have tried this but its invalid ..

if {[lsearch -exact [channel info $chan] +ds] != -1} {

if {[lsearch -exact [channel info $chan] +fml] != -1} {

foreach line [incith::fml::parse_output [releases $input $where]] {

foreach line [incith::fml::parse_output [fml $input $where]] {

    proc releases {input where} {

    proc fml {input where} {

How can i set the timestring to 30 minutes? I don't know how to set this part:Thanks in advance.

i loaded the script and .restart 'd the bot, set channel to +fml and it's not responding to !fml (i have http.tcl) - no response, and no output on the party line when i try it, so i'm not sure what to do? I'm pretty novice

    # set this to the command character you want to use for the binds    variable command_char "!"    # set these to your preferred binds ("one two")    variable binds "fml fmyl [censored]"    # set this to your default category    # 1 - love    # 2 - money    # 3 - kids    # 4 - work    # 5 - health    # 6 - intimacy    # 7 - miscellaneous    # 8 - random    variable default 8    # if you want to allow users to search via /msg, enable this    variable private_messages 1    # ** this is not an optional setting, if a string is too long to send, it won't be sent! **    # It should be set to the max amount of characters that will be received in a public    #   message by your IRC server.  If you find you aren't receiving results, try lowering this.    variable split_length 440    # set your default amount, and maximum amount to show.    variable def 1    variable max 2    # Set the timestring to automate requests here when channel is set +fmlauto    # default is every 5 minutes.    variable timestring [list "?0*" "?5*"]    # set the arguments to pass for automated requests. To use the default action    # as if a user types simply !fml with no arguments, use "" here    variable autoarg ""    # Which version to display:    # 0 - short - just the FML line    # 1 - long - FML line + all that extra crap    variable display 1    # Strip "Today," at front.    # (0 no/1 yes)    variable striptoday 0    # Strip "FML" at end.    # (0 no/1 yes)    variable stripfml 0    # number of minute(s) to ignore flooders, 0 to disable flood protection    variable ignore 1    # how many requests in how many seconds is considered flooding?    # by default, this allows 10 queries in 60 seconds, the 11th being ignored    # and ignoring the flooder for 'variable ignore' minutes    variable flood 10:60

Hello sir speechles i added the script and there is an error on partyline and:

<bot> [14:00:00] Tcl error [::incith::fml::timer]: missing close-bracket
<bot> in expression "[lsearch -exact $::inci..."

Hello can i request the Incith-FML v1.0 script has a featured that will trigger on the channel every xx minutes without typing !fml thanks in advance

namespace eval incith {namespace eval fml {# Set the timestring to automate requests here# default is every 5 minutes.variable timestring [list "?0*" "?5*"]# channels to announce automated queries to# use one channel of "*" if you want it relayed to all.variable channels [string tolower [list "#yourchan" "#chan2" "#etc"]]# attach time binds to the timestring list# which will call the procedure belowforeach bind $::incith::fml::timestring {bind time - "$bind" ::incith::fml::timer}# invoke automatic fml, using default manner with privmsg# this will reply as if a user had typed "!fml" with no parameters.proc timer {args} {foreach chan [channels] {if {[lsearch -exact $::incith::fml::channels [string tolower $chan]]} {::incith::fml::fml "" $chan}}}}}