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bind pubm -|- "% v%" vproc v { n u h c t } {  set t "::v[scan $t "v%d"]"  if {![info exists $t]} { putlog "error: $t doesn't exist" ; return }  putserv "PRIVMSG $c :$n : [lindex [set $t] [rand [llength [set $t]]]]"  return}

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######################################### Enemy Territory Voice Chat Script 1.0## Scripted by Winters #Winters @ Qnet  #########################################set v51 { "Affirmitive!!!" "Jawohl!" "Yes!" "Ja!" }set v52 { "Negative!!!" "Nein!" "No!" }set v53 { "The Enemy is weakend." }set v54 { "Hi!" "Hallo!" "Hello!" }set v55 { "Bye." "Auf Wiedersehen!" "Good bye." }set v56 { "Great Shot!" }set v57 { "Hahaa!" "Alright!" "Yoohoo!" "Yes!" "Yeehaa!" "Yeah!" "Woo!" "\'\Atta way, baby!" "Sehr gut!" "Jahaa!" "Wunderbar!" "Excellent!" "Oh yes!" }set v581 { "Danke!" "Thanks!" "Danke Sehr!" "Thank you!" }set v582 { "No Problem!" "Kein Problem!" "You\'\re welcome!" "Bitte Sehr!" }set v583 { "Oops!" }set v584 { "Sorry!" }set v585 { "Hold your Fire!" }set v586 { "Good Game!" }set v11 { "Path Cleared." }set v12 { "The Enemy is weakend." }set v13 { "All clear." }set v14 { "Incoming!" }set v15 { "Fire in the hole!" }set v16 { "I'm on defense." }set v17 { "I'm on offense." }set v18 { "Taking Fire!" }set v19 { "Mines cleared." }set v10 { "Enemy in disguise." }set v21 { "Need a Medic!" "I need a medic!" }set v22 { "I need ammo!" }set v23 { "I need backup!" }set v24 { "We need an engineer!" }set v25 { "Cover me!" }set v26 { "Hold your fire!" }set v27 { "Where to?" }set v28 { "We need covert ops!" }set v31 { "Follow me!" }set v32 { "Let's go!" }set v33 { "Move!" }set v34 { "Clear the path!" }set v35 { "Defend our objective!" }set v36 { "Disarm the dynamite!" }set v37 { "Clear the mines!" }set v38 { "Reinforce the offense!" }set v39 { "Reinforce the defense!" }set v41 { "Affirmitive!!!" "Jawohl!" "Yes!" "Ja!" }set v42 { "Negative!!!" "Nein!" "No!" }set v43 { "Danke!" "Thanks!" "Danke Sehr!" "Thank you!" }set v44 { "No Problem!" "Kein Problem!" "You\'\re welcome!" "Bitte Sehr!" }set v45 { "Sorry!" }set v46 { "Oops!" }set v6 { "I'm a cheater!" "I'm a dirty bitch!" }set v71 { "Right away!" "Command acknowledged!" }set v72 { "No can do!" Command declined!" }set v73 { "Command completed!" }set v74 { "Destroy Primary Objective!" }set v75 { "Destroy Secondary Objective!" }set v76 { "Destroy construction!" }set v77 { "I'm constructing!" }set v78 { "Repair the vehicle!" }set v79 { "Disable the vehicle!" }set v70 { "Escort the vehicle!" }set v91 { "You smell :P!" }set v92 { "Putz dir mal die Zähne, morgen ist Pferderennen!" }set v93 { "Kann ich ein Foto von dir bekommen ? Brechmittel ist so teuer geworden!" }bind pub -|- v51 voice:v51bind pub -|- v52 voice:v52bind pub -|- v53 voice:v53bind pub -|- v54 voice:v54bind pub -|- v55 voice:v55bind pub -|- v56 voice:v56bind pub -|- v57 voice:v57bind pub -|- v581 voice:v581bind pub -|- v582 voice:v582bind pub -|- v583 voice:v583bind pub -|- v584 voice:v584bind pub -|- v585 voice:v585bind pub -|- v586 voice:v586bind pub -|- v11 voice:v11bind pub -|- v12 voice:v12bind pub -|- v13 voice:v13bind pub -|- v14 voice:v14bind pub -|- v15 voice:v15bind pub -|- v16 voice:v16bind pub -|- v17 voice:v17bind pub -|- v18 voice:v18bind pub -|- v19 voice:v19bind pub -|- v10 voice:v10bind pub -|- v21 voice:v21bind pub -|- v22 voice:v22bind pub -|- v23 voice:v23bind pub -|- v24 voice:v24bind pub -|- v25 voice:v25bind pub -|- v26 voice:v26bind pub -|- v27 voice:v27bind pub -|- v28 voice:v28bind pub -|- v31 voice:v31bind pub -|- v32 voice:v32bind pub -|- v33 voice:v33bind pub -|- v34 voice:v34bind pub -|- v35 voice:v35bind pub -|- v36 voice:v36bind pub -|- v37 voice:v37bind pub -|- v38 voice:v38bind pub -|- v39 voice:v39bind pub -|- v41 voice:v41bind pub -|- v42 voice:v42bind pub -|- v43 voice:v43bind pub -|- v44 voice:v44bind pub -|- v45 voice:v45bind pub -|- v46 voice:v46bind pub -|- v6 voice:v6bind pub -|- v71 voice:v71bind pub -|- v72 voice:v72bind pub -|- v73 voice:v73bind pub -|- v74 voice:v74bind pub -|- v75 voice:v75bind pub -|- v76 voice:v76bind pub -|- v77 vioce:v77bind pub -|- v78 voice:v78bind pub -|- v79 voice:v79bind pub -|- v70 voice:v70bind pub -|- v91 voice:v91bind pub -|- v92 voice:v93bind pub -|- v94 voice:v94proc voice:v51 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v51set voicetext1 "[lindex $v51 [rand [llength $v51]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext1"}proc voice:v52 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v52set voicetext2 "[lindex $v52 [rand [llength $v52]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext2"}proc voice:v53 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v53set voicetext3 "[lindex $v53 [rand [llength $v53]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext3"}proc voice:v54 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v54set voicetext4 "[lindex $v54 [rand [llength $v54]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext4"}proc voice:v55 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v55set voicetext5 "[lindex $v55 [rand [llength $v55]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext5"}proc voice:v56 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v56set voicetext6 "[lindex $v56 [rand [llength $v56]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext6"}proc voice:v57 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v57set voicetext7 "[lindex $v57 [rand [llength $v57]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext7"}proc voice:v581 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v581set voicetext8 "[lindex $v581 [rand [llength $v581]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext8"}proc voice:v582 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v582set voicetext9 "[lindex $v582 [rand [llength $v582]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext9"}proc voice:v583 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v583set voicetext10 "[lindex $v583 [rand [llength $v583]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext10"}proc voice:v584 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v584set voicetext11 "[lindex $v584 [rand [llength $v584]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext11"}proc voice:v585 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v585set voicetext12 "[lindex $v585 [rand [llength $v585]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext12"}proc voice:v586 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v586set voicetext13 "[lindex $v586 [rand [llength $v586]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext13"}proc voice:v11 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v11set voicetext14 "[lindex $v11 [rand [llength $v11]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext14"}proc voice:v12 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v12set voicetext15 "[lindex $v12 [rand [llength $v12]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext15"}proc voice:v13 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v13set voicetext16 "[lindex $v13 [rand [llength $v13]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext16"}proc voice:v14 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v14set voicetext17 "[lindex $v14 [rand [llength $v14]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext17"}proc voice:v15 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v15set voicetext18 "[lindex $v15 [rand [llength $v15]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext18"}proc voice:v16 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v16set voicetext19 "[lindex $v16 [rand [llength $v16]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext19"}proc voice:v17 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v17set voicetext20 "[lindex $v17 [rand [llength $v17]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext20"}proc voice:v18 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v18set voicetext21 "[lindex $v18 [rand [llength $v18]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext21"}proc voice:v19 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v19set voicetext22 "[lindex $v19 [rand [llength $v19]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext22"}proc voice:v10 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v10set voicetext23 "[lindex $v10 [rand [llength $v10]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext23"}proc voice:v21 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v21set voicetext24 "[lindex $v21 [rand [llength $v21]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext24"}proc voice:v22 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v22set voicetext25 "[lindex $v22 [rand [llength $v22]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext25"}proc voice:v23 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v23set voicetext26 "[lindex $v23 [rand [llength $v23]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext26"}proc voice:v24 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v24set voicetext27 "[lindex $v24 [rand [llength $v24]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext27"}proc voice:v25 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v25set voicetext28 "[lindex $v25 [rand [llength $v25]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext28"}proc voice:v26 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v26set voicetext29 "[lindex $v26 [rand [llength $v26]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext29"}proc voice:v27 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v27set voicetext30 "[lindex $v27 [rand [llength $v27]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext30"}proc voice:v28 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v28set voicetext31 "[lindex $v28 [rand [llength $v28]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext31"}proc voice:v31 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v31set voicetext32 "[lindex $v31 [rand [llength $v31]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext32"}proc voice:v32 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v32set voicetext33 "[lindex $v32 [rand [llength $v32]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext33"}proc voice:v33 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v33set voicetext34 "[lindex $v33 [rand [llength $v33]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext34"}proc voice:v34 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v34set voicetext35 "[lindex $v34 [rand [llength $v34]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext35"}proc voice:v35 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v35set voicetext36 "[lindex $v35 [rand [llength $v35]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext36"}proc voice:v36 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v36set voicetext37 "[lindex $v36 [rand [llength $v36]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext37"}proc voice:v37 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v37set voicetext38 "[lindex $v37 [rand [llength $v37]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext38"}proc voice:v38 { nick host hand chan rest} {global v38set voicetext39 "[lindex $v38 [rand [llength $v38]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext39"}proc voice:v39 { nick host hand chan rest} {global v39set voicetext40 "[lindex $v39 [rand [llength $v39]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext40"}proc voice:v41 { nick host hand chan rest} {global v41set voicetext41 "[lindex $v41 [rand [llength $v41]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext41"}proc voice:v42 { nick host hand chan rest} {global v42set voicetext42 "[lindex $v42 [rand [llength $v42]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext42"}proc voice:v43 { nick host hand chan rest} {global v43set voicetext43 "[lindex $v43 [rand [llength $v43]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext43"}proc voice:v44 { nick host hand chan rest} {global v44set voicetext44 "[lindex $v44 [rand [llength $v44]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext44"}proc voice:v45 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v45set voicetext45 "[lindex $v45 [rand [llength $v45]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext45"}proc voice:v46 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v46set voicetext46 "[lindex $v46 [rand [llength $v46]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext46"}proc voice:v6 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v6set voicetext47 "[lindex $v6 [rand [llength $v6]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext47"}proc voice:v71 { nick host hand chan rest } {global v71set voicetext48 "[lindex $v71 [rand [llength $v71]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext48"}proc voice:v72 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v72set voicetext49 "[lindex $v72 [rand [llength $v72]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext49"}proc voice:v73 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v73set voicetext50 "[lindex $v73 [rand [llength $v73]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext50"}proc voice:v74 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v74set voicetext51 "[lindex $v74 [rand [llength $v74]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext51"}proc voice:v75 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v75set voicetext52 "[lindex $v75 [rand [llength $v75]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext52"}proc voice:v76 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v76set voicetext53 "[lindex $v76 [rand [llength $v76]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext53"}proc voice:v77 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v77set voicetext54 "[lindex $v77 [rand [llength $v77]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext54"}proc voice:v78 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v78set voicetext55 "[lindex $v78 [rand [llength $v78]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext55"}proc voice:v79 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v79set voicetext56 "[lindex $v79 [rand [llength $v79]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext56"}proc voice:v70 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v70set voicetext57 "[lindex $v70 [rand [llength $v70]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext57"}proc voice:91 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v91set voicetext58 "[lindex $v91 [rand [llength $v91]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext58"}proc voice:92 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v92set voicetext59 "[lindex $v92 [rand [llength $v92]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext59"}proc voice:91 {nick host hand chan rest} {global v93set voicetext60 "[lindex $v93 [rand [llength $v93]]]"puthelp "privmsg $chan :$nick :10 $voicetext60"}

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//vsays://v1on *:TEXT:v11:#:/msg $chan Path clearedon *:TEXT:v12:#:/msg $chan The enemy is weakend!on *:TEXT:v13:#:/msg $chan All clear.on *:TEXT:v14:#:/msg $chan Incoming!on *:TEXT:v15:#:/msg $chan Fire in the hole!on *:TEXT:v16:#:/msg $chan I'm on defense!on *:TEXT:v17:#:/msg $chan I'm on offense!on *:TEXT:v18:#:/msg $chan Taking fire!on *:TEXT:v19:#:/msg $chan Mines clearedon *:TEXT:v10:#:/msg $chan Enemy in disguise!//v2on *:TEXT:v21:#:/msg $chan I need a medic!on *:TEXT:v22:#:/msg $chan I need ammo! on *:TEXT:v23:#:/msg $chan I need backup!on *:TEXT:v24:#:/msg $chan We need an engineer!on *:TEXT:v25:#:/msg $chan Cover me!on *:TEXT:v26:#:/msg $chan Hold your fire!on *:TEXT:v27:#:/msg $chan Where to?on *:TEXT:v28:#:/msg $chan Need covert ops!//v3on *:TEXT:v31:#:/msg $chan Follow me!on *:TEXT:v32:#:/msg $chan Lets Go!on *:TEXT:v33:#:/msg $chan Move!on *:TEXT:v34:#:/msg $chan Clear the path!on *:TEXT:v35:#:/msg $chan Defend our objective!on *:TEXT:v36:#:/msg $chan Disarm the dynamite!on *:TEXT:v37:#:/msg $chan Clear mines!on *:TEXT:v38:#:/msg $chan Reinforce the offenceon *:TEXT:v39:#:/msg $chan Reinforce the defence//v4on *:TEXT:v41:#:/msg $chan Jawohl!on *:TEXT:v42:#:/msg $chan Nein!on *:TEXT:v43:#:/msg $chan Dankeon *:TEXT:v44:#:/msg $chan Bitte sehron *:TEXT:v45:#:/msg $chan Sorryon *:TEXT:v46:#:/msg $chan Oops//v5on *:TEXT:v51:#:/msg $chan Affirmative!on *:TEXT:v52:#:/msg $chan Negative!on *:TEXT:v53:#:/msg $chan The enemy is weakend!on *:TEXT:v54:#:/msg $chan Hi!on *:TEXT:v55:#:/msg $chan Good bye!on *:TEXT:v56:#:/msg $chan Great Shot!on *:TEXT:v57:#:/msg $chan Woohoo!on *:TEXT:v58:#:/msg $chan --> more globals (v581, v582, v583, v584, v585, v586)on *:TEXT:v581:#:/msg $chan Thankson *:TEXT:v582:#:/msg $chan Your welcomeon *:TEXT:v583:#:/msg $chan Oops!on *:TEXT:v584:#:/msg $chan Sorry!on *:TEXT:v585:#:/msg $chan Hold your fire!on *:TEXT:v586:#:/msg $chan Good game!on *:TEXT:v54 *:#:/msg $chan Hi $2 $+ !on *:TEXT:v55 *:#:/msg $chan Good bye $2 $+ !//v6on *:TEXT:v6:#:/msg $chan Im a quakenet'ter!//v7on *:TEXT:v71:#:/msg $chan Command Acknowledgedon *:TEXT:v72:#:/msg $chan Command Declinedon *:TEXT:v73:#:/msg $chan Command Completedon *:TEXT:v74:#:/msg $chan Destroy Primary Objective!on *:TEXT:v75:#:/msg $chan Destroy Secondairy Objective!on *:TEXT:v76:#:/msg $chan Destroy Constructionon *:TEXT:v77:#:/msg $chan Commencing Constructionon *:TEXT:v78:#:/msg $chan Repair the vehicle!on *:TEXT:v79:#:/msg $chan Disable the vehicle!on *:TEXT:v70:#:/msg $chan Escort the vehicle!